Live from the Line > Flight Trip Report: BOS-LAX

Bathrooms: DON’T SLAM THE DOOR! What’s with Boston folks SLAMMING the door closed when they exit or enter the lav? Trust me, it locks!

Sleeping: DON’T ORDER FOOD THEN FALL ASLEEP. First Class specifically, you, sir, placed your order with me for food and proceeded to tell me how hungry you were. I rush your food out to you, to find you SLEEPING. Seriously?!

Boarding: Yes, there is in fact people behind you, also with luggage. Don’t look back and hold up the line.. keep moving!

Complaints: Don’t complain to me that we “ran out of” a menu option when the option you’re complaining about wasn’t even offered on our flight PERIOD. Read the menu, specifically where it says “Westbound Flights ONLY”

Oh yeah, lastly, the headrests are NOT removable. Don’t try.

Lord.. and that was just BOS-LAX. Onward to JFK from LA!


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